🦌 Getting Schnookered Longsleeve Meet the ultimate party moose—double-fisting brews and hauling cases of beer in his antlers like a true northwoods legend. This buttery-soft long sleeve is a tribute to getting a little wild, a little tipsy, and a whole lotta schnookered. Perfect for beer fests, cabin weekends, and nights you might not fully remember.
🍺 Moose graphic loaded with beer & bad decisions
🖤 Super-soft cotton blend for all-day (and all-night) comfort
🌲 Adventure-ready for brewery tours, bonfires, or bar crawls
🏕️ Designed & printed in our up-north studio Throw it on, crack one open, and let your antlers do the heavy lifting.
🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.
Garment Information:
* Fabric: 100% Cotton
* “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
* “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
* “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
* “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”
* unisex fit
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$39.00Price
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