If Streets Of Laredo was written in 2023:
 
♫ As I walked out in the streets of L.A.
As I walked out in L.A. one day
I saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat
Wearing a cowboy hat, with no cattle he strayed   ♫

♫ Oh, he ordered his latte with soy and vanilla
Scrolled the 'Gram as he wandered along
He's headed to the valley, for the girls but no herds
He is a young cowboy, wearing his cowboy hat wrong   ♫